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51 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 05:56

Frostbyrn wrote:Why would I jump right to rape?

Was she a sheep in which case Tapia stay the fuck away from our women!

Also fun fact like 90% of people with STDs are Asymptomatic Very Happy

Oh also the average for a European male in NZ is 6 minutes Very Happy

aparently it is the same for canada... who knew

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52 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 10:41

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:He's clearly drunk  Razz 

Clearly..... HAHA! It's why I shouldn't have my laptop or phone when I'm drinking.

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53 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 22:33

Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

I didn't.
I think our favorite drunken pineapple made a mistake.


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54 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 00:03

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

I didn't.
I think our favorite drunken pineapple made a mistake.

Favourite?

Top 10 Drunken Pineapple maybe

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55 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 01:39

Confirmed nipple piercings!  Very Happy 

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56 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 02:39

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Confirmed nipple piercings!  Very Happy 

Well that was a given

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57 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 03:36

Nothing down below though so that's it for piercings.

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58 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 03:48

Pedo Very Happy

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59 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 04:50

Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

I didn't.
I think our favorite drunken pineapple made a mistake.

Favourite?

Top 10 Drunken Pineapple maybe

I thought I was all of the Top 10 Drunken Pineapples?

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60 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 05:27

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

I didn't.
I think our favorite drunken pineapple made a mistake.

Favourite?

Top 10 Drunken Pineapple maybe

I thought I was all of the Top 10 Drunken Pineapples?

Im sorry I thought you knew this was an open relationship

Im seeing other Pineapples Very Happy

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61 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 12:56

Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

I didn't.
I think our favorite drunken pineapple made a mistake.

Favourite?

Top 10 Drunken Pineapple maybe

I thought I was all of the Top 10 Drunken Pineapples?

Im sorry I thought you knew this was an open relationship

Im seeing other Pineapples Very Happy

I missed the part where this was an open relationship.

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62 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-25, 14:27

Frostbyrn wrote:Pedo Very Happy

She's legal...whatevs  Very Happy 

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63 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 02:56

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Pedo Very Happy

She's legal...whatevs  Very Happy 

I don't know what Canada is, but in 'Merica it's 18. Game on!

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64 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 03:00

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Pedo Very Happy

She's legal...whatevs  Very Happy 

I don't know what Canada is, but in 'Merica it's 18. Game on!

It's 16 where I am. Other places could be higher. She's legal no matter which way you slice it so game on indeed!

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65 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 03:11

Soooo....how was it

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66 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 03:17

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Soooo....how was it

Orgasmic

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67 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 03:36

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Pedo Very Happy

She's legal...whatevs  Very Happy 

I don't know what Canada is, but in 'Merica it's 18. Game on!

It's 16 where I am. Other places could be higher. She's legal no matter which way you slice it so game on indeed!

Yeah the legal age thing is trickey...

Its 16 if yes...but you have to be within two years that 16 year olds age. After 18 oyu can be as old as ya want. But 16 you have to bewithin 2 years of age.

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68 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 04:06

We can just fuck any 16 year old here

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69 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 10:43

it's supposed to be 17 age of consent here where I live, and I believe it can be a 3 year age difference. Some places it surprised me how low the age could be

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70 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 11:24

Germany is 14... same with Nederlands I believe

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71 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 13:59

Well 'Merica is 18 without parents consent. Different states have different ages with parents okay, but it's still tricky with the law then. It's why when I became single again a couple years ago, my rule became 21 and older. That way the bar checks their ID for me.

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72 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-26, 23:42

Unless they have a fake ID...

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73 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 03:23

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Unless they have a fake ID...

Not my old bar. They scanned all ID's. It was easy to spot the fake ones.

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74 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 03:41

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Unless they have a fake ID...

Not my old bar. They scanned all ID's. It was easy to spot the fake ones.

What if they used a Vagina mind trick to get past the guards?

Chicks are like jedi right?

They can do that?

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75 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 03:46

Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Unless they have a fake ID...

Not my old bar. They scanned all ID's. It was easy to spot the fake ones.

What if they used a Vagina mind trick to get past the guards?

Chicks are like jedi right?

They can do that?

I'm sure some of them could.

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76 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 10:36

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Unless they have a fake ID...

Not my old bar. They scanned all ID's. It was easy to spot the fake ones.

In PA? All the bars i've been to they just squint their eyes and they're like "yeah you're ok."

I get carded at Wawa more than i do a bar..

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77 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 13:46

My old bar was strict about carding people. New bartenders used to card me until they started seeing me there every day.

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78 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 16:59

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Soooo....how was it

Glorious. Her nipple piercings are really neat. It's not just a typical barbell or ring. There's a bar going through the nipple with two balls on the end which is pretty typical but then attached to the bar is a wire frame lotus or some type of flower that kind of frames the nipple nicely. Like the nipple sticks up through where the pollen would be and then the petals go out a bit from the nipple.

I found it to be very artistic  Razz 

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79 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 17:16

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Soooo....how was it

Glorious. Her nipple piercings are really neat. It's not just a typical barbell or ring. There's a bar going through the nipple with two balls on the end which is pretty typical but then attached to the bar is a wire frame lotus or some type of flower that kind of frames the nipple nicely. Like the nipple sticks up through where the pollen would be and then the petals go out a bit from the nipple.

I found it to be very artistic  Razz 

Oh sure Maple Nipples strain your understanding but your all in for Flower nips Very Happy

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80 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 17:34

Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

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81 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 17:41

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

Worse Canadian ever

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82 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 20:47

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

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83 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 21:14

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

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84 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-27, 22:19

Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

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85 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 02:10

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

Milk her over Pancakes

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86 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 10:06

Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

Milk her over Pancakes

I thought it would be a waffle....

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87 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 16:15

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

Milk her over Pancakes

I thought it would be a waffle....

Waffles are good too

Or French Toast with Bacon

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88 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 16:35

Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

Milk her over Pancakes

I thought it would be a waffle....

Waffles are good too

Or French Toast with Bacon
What if it's a blue waffle?

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89 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 16:38

Thats nasty Kalei I do not want to know what you get up too

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90 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 17:22

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Not going to lie...I think maple leaf nips would be extremely weird.

As a Canadian, you should have your citizenship revoked.

Agreed

I mean whats next hating on someone who lactates Maple Syrup Very Happy

Actually that would be delicious. I'd be like "get over here I need your tits for a minute" I'd maple syrup EVERYTHING!!!

Milk her over Pancakes

I thought it would be a waffle....

Waffles are good too

Or French Toast with Bacon
What if it's a blue waffle?

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91 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 19:48

Frostbyrn wrote:Thats nasty Kalei I do not want to know what you get up too

Coming from the Australian. Silly Kiwi!

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92 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-28, 19:57

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Thats nasty Kalei I do not want to know what you get up too

Coming from the Australian. Silly Kiwi!

What did you call me?!

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93 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-03-01, 13:12

I have no idea what you are. Something from one of those countries that are the same people.  Laughing

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