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2 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 03:11

...Friday I might.....>_>

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3 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 03:26

Dropped Da Soap wrote:...Friday I might.....>_>

Fiber going to be up that fast in your area?

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4 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 03:29

Fiber?
I didnt read 1st post haha

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5 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 03:31

Closest to me is Nashville which is about a 2 hour drive, then Atlanta which is about 3(maybe 3.5)hours away.

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6 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 12:38

all of you people with fiber, I hate your guts.

I have to use charter. kill me.

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7 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 12:59

New York will forever be under Time Warner's shit-ridden thumb. Fuck you Time Warner.

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8 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-20, 13:39

windjammer master race >:{P

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9 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 01:01

Ante wrote:New York will forever be under Time Warner's shit-ridden thumb. Fuck you Time Warner.

Looks like Comcast is buying Time Warner so they should about double (or more) the speeds in those areas eventually.


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10 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 01:21

Metalzoic wrote:
Ante wrote:New York will forever be under Time Warner's shit-ridden thumb. Fuck you Time Warner.

Looks like Comcast is buying Time Warner so they should about double (or more) the speeds in those areas eventually.

Yes with no competition they will double the speeds out of the goodness of their hearts

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11 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 01:40

Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Ante wrote:New York will forever be under Time Warner's shit-ridden thumb. Fuck you Time Warner.

Looks like Comcast is buying Time Warner so they should about double (or more) the speeds in those areas eventually.

Yes with no competition they will double the speeds out of the goodness of their hearts

What I meant was they will probably increase the TW speeds to the speeds that Comcast already offers.


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12 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 02:02

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Ante wrote:New York will forever be under Time Warner's shit-ridden thumb. Fuck you Time Warner.

Looks like Comcast is buying Time Warner so they should about double (or more) the speeds in those areas eventually.

Yes with no competition they will double the speeds out of the goodness of their hearts

What I meant was they will probably increase the TW speeds to the speeds that Comcast already offers.

Your a fucking optimist

I like that Very Happy

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13 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 09:57

Dropped Da Soap wrote:...Friday I might.....>_>

This is almost a good post Soap. If you had just said "Friday" and left it at that, it would have been perfect. You said you might, and that killed it.

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14 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 10:48

hopefully Soapy lasts longer than 1 min like in that study Razz

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15 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 13:13

JrTapia1991 wrote:hopefully Soapy lasts longer than 1 min like in that study Razz

He's probably one of those guys that got the zero to help bring that average down!

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16 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 14:47

Hey I went 46 minutes last time you dastard

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17 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 14:48

45:37

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18 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 17:19

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Hey I went 46 minutes last time you dastard

It doesn't count if you didn't reset the timer.

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19 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-21, 23:28

Damn...

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20 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-22, 06:14

Pariah wrote:all of you people with fiber, I hate your guts.

I have to use charter. kill me.
I would gladly take Charter...I'm stuck with the local telephone co-op for my service. My current service is 6mb, Charter offers 30mb but their service area stops about a quarter of a mile away from my house.

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21 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-22, 12:15

I thought we couldn't handle this yet?

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22 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-22, 14:35

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Damn...

It's alright though, I helped out the Pennsylvania average last night.

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23 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-22, 16:45

Khfan60 wrote:I thought we couldn't handle this yet?

We have technology that can take advantage of the 1gb though you would have to ask Zillah if most people have it or not in his area

I think you are think of the 10GB Google has planned which nothing can really use right now

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24 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 01:55

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Damn...

It's alright though, I helped out the Pennsylvania average last night.

Well aren't you just special

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25 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 08:05

A very young (19) tattoo artist apprentice wants me to give her the D. I think I just might even though it feels a little weird her being almost 10 years younger than me.

So I shall be getting lucky soon.

soon...

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26 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 08:32

dude....

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27 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 08:51

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Damn...

It's alright though, I helped out the Pennsylvania average last night.

Well aren't you just special

Yes. I could have helped it out again last night, but I did a grown up thing and said no. Crazy ex girlfriends!

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28 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 08:53

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:A very young (19) tattoo artist apprentice wants me to give her the D. I think I just might even though it feels a little weird her being almost 10 years younger than me.

So I shall be getting lucky soon.

soon...


If she wants the D, you give her the D. The only times you say no are if they are underage or ugly. Otherwise you're clear for takeoff!

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29 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 10:06

give her the mighty D hydra lol. She looks pretty good to me Razz

was going to get some the other night, was told the chick was on the pill, I slide her panties off and things are about to kick off, then she busts out with asking if there's a condom and then says she's not on the pill...I'm like damn.

I've uh, never been able to 'finish' with a condom >_> even had several break on me before so I don't think they're the failsafe people seem to think they are, I don't go around screwing droves of ladies so STD is of no concern to me, I don't bang nasty trashy ones.....lol, and am typically in a committed relationship when it happens anyway.

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30 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 11:24

JrTapia1991 wrote:give her the mighty D hydra lol. She looks pretty good to me Razz

was going to get some the other night, was told the chick was on the pill, I slide her panties off and things are about to kick off, then she busts out with asking if there's a condom and then says she's not on the pill...I'm like damn.

I've uh, never been able to 'finish' with a condom >_> even had several break on me before so I don't think they're the failsafe people seem to think they are, I don't go around screwing droves of ladies so STD is of no concern to me, I don't bang nasty trashy ones.....lol, and am typically in a committed relationship when it happens anyway.

That's why you pull out.

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31 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 12:18

I wanted to but she didn't wanna lol. Razz

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32 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 14:31

Jeez JR are you buying some Cheapo brand or something or just not putting them on correctly?

Or banging some chick with Vagina Dentata?

Also have you tried the Ultra thin condoms?

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33 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 16:46

JrTapia1991 wrote:I wanted to but she didn't wanna lol. Razz

Frostbyrn wrote:Jeez JR are you buying some Cheapo brand or something or just not putting them on correctly?

Or banging some chick with Vagina Dentata?

Also have you tried the Ultra thin condoms?

Really, I'm surprised you didn't say that he should have just raped her, but yeah, what Frosty here said!

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34 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 16:52

Gil hasn't gotten any loving in awhile =/

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35 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 19:31

Why would I jump right to rape?

Was she a sheep in which case Tapia stay the fuck away from our women!

Also fun fact like 90% of people with STDs are Asymptomatic Very Happy

Oh also the average for a European male in NZ is 6 minutes Very Happy

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36 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 21:30

Success.

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37 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 22:23

JrTapia1991 wrote:give her the mighty D hydra lol. She looks pretty good to me Razz

was going to get some the other night, was told the chick was on the pill, I slide her panties off and things are about to kick off, then she busts out with asking if there's a condom and then says she's not on the pill...I'm like damn.

I've uh, never been able to 'finish' with a condom >_> even had several break on me before so I don't think they're the failsafe people seem to think they are, I don't go around screwing droves of ladies so STD is of no concern to me, I don't bang nasty trashy ones.....lol, and am typically in a committed relationship when it happens anyway.

That's not an actual pic of her dude. Just some meme I found with google. I thought it looked pretty funny.

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38 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 22:51

Yeah that should have been obvious Tapia Very Happy

I mean the guy in the background and the words Very Happy

Plus no Tattoo artist has that little ink Very Happy

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39 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 23:28

Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah that should have been obvious Tapia Very Happy

I mean the guy in the background and the words Very Happy

Plus no Tattoo artist has that little ink Very Happy

Truth. This girl is tatted the hell up. She also has a LOT of metal in her face. I'm wondering how kissing her will feel. She has a shit ton of lip piercings. I've made out with girls that had like one or two lip rings or a labret piercing or something but this girl has like six or seven mouth piercings.

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40 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 23:37

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah that should have been obvious Tapia Very Happy

I mean the guy in the background and the words Very Happy

Plus no Tattoo artist has that little ink Very Happy

Truth. This girl is tatted the hell up. She also has a LOT of metal in her face. I'm wondering how kissing her will feel. She has a shit ton of lip piercings. I've made out with girls that had like one or two lip rings or a labret piercing or something but this girl has like six or seven mouth piercings.

Easy

Stick a magnet in your mouth and tell her you are attracted to her Very Happy

As a bonus if you do this they will mention any Genital piercings they may have Very Happy



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41 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 23:37

chunckylover53 wrote:Gil hasn't gotten any loving in awhile =/

I  I love you you gilg 5eva

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42 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 23:50

Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah that should have been obvious Tapia Very Happy

I mean the guy in the background and the words Very Happy

Plus no Tattoo artist has that little ink Very Happy

Truth. This girl is tatted the hell up. She also has a LOT of metal in her face. I'm wondering how kissing her will feel. She has a shit ton of lip piercings. I've made out with girls that had like one or two lip rings or a labret piercing or something but this girl has like six or seven mouth piercings.

Easy

Stick a magnet in your mouth and tell her you are attracted to her Very Happy

As a bonus if you do this they will mention any Genital piercings they may have Very Happy

haha that reminds me I should ask her if she has anything below the neck. I'd be kinda surprised if she didn't. She's way into body mods. She mentioned she's interested in getting her tongue split. I'm guessing that would be a pretty interesting blowie.

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43 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-23, 23:54

Khfan60 wrote:
chunckylover53 wrote:Gil hasn't gotten any loving in awhile =/

I  I love you you gilg 5eva

You're sweet <3

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44 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 00:15

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah that should have been obvious Tapia Very Happy

I mean the guy in the background and the words Very Happy

Plus no Tattoo artist has that little ink Very Happy

Truth. This girl is tatted the hell up. She also has a LOT of metal in her face. I'm wondering how kissing her will feel. She has a shit ton of lip piercings. I've made out with girls that had like one or two lip rings or a labret piercing or something but this girl has like six or seven mouth piercings.

Easy

Stick a magnet in your mouth and tell her you are attracted to her Very Happy

As a bonus if you do this they will mention any Genital piercings they may have Very Happy

haha that reminds me I should ask her if she has anything below the neck. I'd be kinda surprised if she didn't. She's way into body mods. She mentioned she's interested in getting her tongue split. I'm guessing that would be a pretty interesting blowie.

Good point put a magnet in your mouth then motorboat her

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45 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 00:34

Or put a magnet in mouth and go down

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46 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 00:56

*puts magnets on shopping list.

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47 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 01:27

Your lucky you are in Canada or I wouldnt be giving you my patented Goofball dating advice Very Happy

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48 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 03:42

Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

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49 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 03:46

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Really Metal, you didn't know about the magnet thing to help locate more piercings?! I'm serverly disappointed in you! And you dn't need some super magnet. Just any little magnet from the back of a refrigirator magnet will work.

When did Metal comment?

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50 Re: anyone getting lucky? on 2014-02-24, 04:50

He's clearly drunk  Razz 

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