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So I spent the first 3 hours of Christmas in the hospital!!

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Consumed past what the doctors said was "A fatal amount of alcohol".

I was invited to Dani's house for a party, and I only intended to go for an hour or 2 just for whatever, had nothing better to do. And I knew two people going.

Well, I thought I was over her, but seeing her with her new boyfriend who makes over 50k a year as a travel agent, double majored in poetry and dance, and was a bartender just kinda unnerved me.

So I spent most of the night with this guy named Bing(funny name, but cool mexican dude).

Consumed 3 shots of Tequila, a glass of Bourbon, 3 shots of Vodka, and 9 shots of Whiskey. And I was honestly the most sober one there. Infact the three people who drove me to the hospital kept telling the doctor "He had no more than 4 drinks!"

Anyways, I was doing my best to keep from appearing being drunk, and I was doing damn well at it. Speaking coherently, walking fine. HELL! I WAS POURING PEOPLE'S DRINKS, and wasn't spilling or knocking anything over

But it all went down hill when I made the mistake of picking up a cup of water with my left arm, my bad arm, and it popped out of place.

Well massive pain and a lot of alcohol don't mix as it knocked me for a loop. I was extremely delerious, apparently kept repeating the same questions dozens of times and asked for my girlfriend Sophia upwards of 30 times according to the girl who took me to the hospital.

And apparently I was fighting them to keep from being taken to the hospital. I was told I was freaking out about goiing because im 3 weeks away from 21, and that my mom was going to kill me, and that I was going to be arrested. But like 6 guys carried me out, and it took 5 people to put me in the back of one of their cars. According to the girl who wwaited at the hospital with me, she said that I was making it hell to get in the car and I was only using one arm to try to stay out of it.

Somehow I reopened a cut I got on my forehead last week, and because of the alcohol, it just fucking poured out of my head. So they thought I feel and gave myself a concussion. So I was in the hospital till almost 330 this morning. Getting cat scans on my head, and xrays on my arm.

Then I passed out on her couch till 730, woke up, WITH NO HANGOVER AMAZINGLY, and just now got home.


Interesting Christmas so far. But yeah, the doctor said that I had an alcohol limit of 1.58. And he was amazed that I didn't need my stomach pumped.

SO YEAH! AWESOME NIGHT, and I am not being sarcastic. It was awesome.

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sounds like a hell of a time  Razz 

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I see great things in your future Soap.

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Glad you had fun Very Happy

Protip though stay away from Exs and alcohol at the same time really stupid shit tends to happen

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I want to punch you in the stomach soap

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Don't. I might hurl.
And why would you want to do that?

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Dropped Da Soap wrote:Don't. I might hurl.
And why would you want to do that?

Christmas tradition

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Frostbyrn wrote:Glad you had fun Very Happy

Protip though stay away from Exs and alcohol at the same time really stupid shit tends to happen

Seriously man. You've got a gf now just go and be happy with her. Forget dani ever existed and move on.

It's the only way you'll start to get closure and peace.

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Yeah I know, but as I said before shes been like my best friend. So I just kinda wanted to see if I could still be able to be friends with her. Really not sure now.

And the only reason I went was because my gf is with her family.

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I'm glad you're ok, but I'd be surprised if anyone ever invited you to a party ever again.

You're lucky they fought so hard to get you to a hospital. If someone had been that messed up at one of my parties I would have just dragged them outside and left them to fend for themselves.


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Do you have health insurance Soap?
I really hope you do. Hospitals will bill you into an early grave.

Kari's bill for an overnight stay a couple months ago was almost 12,000 and all she had was a few IV's, a scan and stay overnight.


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Jeez Metal

Drag them in front of the next door neighbors house nubbin

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You should come drinking with me and my friends soap haha

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Dropped Da Soap wrote:Consumed past what the doctors said was "A fatal amount of alcohol".


Yet you live to tell the tale...

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Dropped Da Soap wrote:Don't. I might hurl.
And why would you want to do that?

Because you piss me the fuck off with this girl shit.

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funny, I got drunk tonight and saw an old girl firend too... I did not black out though......


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12K metal? two weeks ago I had the exact same thing and it was only 1K.

But yeah, exes and drinking are a bad mix. Because of mine, and some shit Iv'e been dealing with, I had 3/4 bottle of Jack, half a bottle of vodka, polished off a bottle of rum, and then had a huge solo cup of more vodka. Nothing like waking up and not knowing where you are. No stomach pump as well though, go figure. Whats better is after staying in a hospital for 3 or 4 hours, and sleeping in the car for 3, I went snowboarding with almost no food or water in my system. That was one hell of a session lol.

In general though have a clear head when drinking, that's what Iv'e learned lately. And if it's not going well for you, always have good friends who will look out for you.
Also, how did the new gf take all this fiasco?

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Hahahah, I explained everything to her. She already knows about my history with Dani, so that wasn't a big deal. She was just terrified because I had promised to call her and wish her Merry Christmas, and that was the first night I didn't call her. So she was worried.

And I made the mistake the next morning of sending her a message basically saying something along the lines of "Sorry babe, I meant to call you, but things happened and I wound up in the hospital". Then right after that, spent an hour showering and cleaning myself up so my mom wouldn't find out.

So she paniked since I didn't respond.

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Dropped Da Soap wrote:a travel agent, double majored in poetry and dance

HAHAHA, Wow, just wow

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Yeah I know....and hes so god damn gay looking. Stereotypical Asian with the gay ass boy band hair cut, tight jeans and possibly weighing as much as a damn 13 year old prepubescent boy

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RStudios wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:a travel agent, double majored in poetry and dance

HAHAHA, Wow, just wow


 Laughing 

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Dropped Da Soap wrote:Yeah I know....and hes so god damn gay looking. Stereotypical Asian with the gay ass boy band hair cut, tight jeans and possibly weighing as much as a damn 13 year old prepubescent boy


Sounds right up your alley...

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You're better at hurting yourself than I am. That's amazing.

Now stop.


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Keyser Söze wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Yeah I know....and hes so god damn gay looking. Stereotypical Asian with the gay ass boy band hair cut, tight jeans and possibly weighing as much as a damn 13 year old prepubescent boy


Sounds right up your alley...


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