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Someone please shmide me.....

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1 Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 11:05

I need help!!!!!

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2 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 12:06

before we can help you we need to know that the fuck a shmide is.

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3 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 12:43

That was his face hitting the keyboard for a moment.

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4 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 12:52

I would gladly shmide you, unless of course it's something sexual, in which case, go shmide yourself...

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5 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:23

Shotgun Dismemberment wrote:I would gladly shmide you, unless of course it's something sexual, in which case, go shmide yourself...
Shmide is when I shmide my pineapple.

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6 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:24

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=schmide&oq=schmide&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2753j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

google is just as confused as i am.

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7 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:46

Dont worry I will shmide you!

Frostism is a religion and the SeC is a holy place for it so you can claim sanctuary here

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8 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:46

Well what I really need is hidden. I did what I normally do, and now I got uh oh messages and phone calls this morning. To make it worse, it only happened last night.

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9 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:55

Ah

So your are Daddy Pineapple now Very Happy

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10 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-04, 16:58

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well what I really need is hidden. I did what I normally do, and now I got uh oh messages and phone calls this morning. To make it worse, it only happened last night.
pregnancy scare?

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11 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 08:27

The Adli Corporation wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well what I really need is hidden. I did what I normally do, and now I got uh oh messages and phone calls this morning. To make it worse, it only happened last night.
pregnancy scare?
Worse.... Husband scare....

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12 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 09:06

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well what I really need is hidden. I did what I normally do, and now I got uh oh messages and phone calls this morning. To make it worse, it only happened last night.
pregnancy scare?
Worse.... Husband scare....
ahahaha. brilliant.

im guessing schmide means shmide, in light of this new information?

err... Epyk.... care to explain why hid­e becomes schmide?

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13 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 11:10

The Adli Corporation wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:
Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well what I really need is hidden. I did what I normally do, and now I got uh oh messages and phone calls this morning. To make it worse, it only happened last night.
pregnancy scare?
Worse.... Husband scare....
ahahaha. brilliant.

im guessing schmide means shmide, in light of this new information?

err... Epyk.... care to explain why hid­e becomes schmide?
Yes, I was curious about that as well. And yes, I should shmide. She's contacting me again, and I'm half curious and half scared. The curious part is bcause of everything that happened when I did it. I'm still in a bit of confusion about it all....

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14 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 12:07

so what happened?

did the husband come home?

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15 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 12:30

The Adli Corporation wrote:err... Epyk.... care to explain why hid­e becomes schmide?
Used in a certain way, it breaks out of bbcode tags and allows me to run flash script lol

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16 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 13:19

The Adli Corporation wrote:so what happened?

did the husband come home?
No. She claims the husband went through her phone and saw my number (which he then got and deleted). I met her at the bar, but I went to school with her. Didn't really talk much then. Barely talked to her on Tuesday night either when I saw her again. When the bar closed, her and her friend were waiting for me to come out. She said she wanted to kiss me really badly and I wasn't going to say no to that. Gave her my number and then she left and I went home. She then called and asked if I wanted to go on a burn cruise with them two. I said sure and went and met them. I got in the back of her friends car and we started driving. She the climbed in the back with me and after passing the bowl around a couple times we started making out, and well I'm sure you can figure out where that went. It was just strange because the whole time, her friend was still driving us around.....

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17 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 13:47

You should have asked the friend to join in Very Happy

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18 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 13:56

sounds like she really loves her husband...

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19 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 14:48

Should have stayed home, snuggled with the cats, and watched the young and the restless.

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20 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 16:28

The Adli Corporation wrote:

err... Epyk.... care to explain why hid­e becomes schmide?
Because Epyk is Dr Seuss

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21 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-05, 17:47

The Adli Corporation wrote:sounds like she really loves her husband...

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22 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-06, 19:55

JrTapia1991 wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:sounds like she really loves her husband...

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23 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-07, 06:02

BmmFlash wrote:
JrTapia1991 wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:sounds like she really loves her husband...

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24 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-07, 07:01

Bla125 wrote:
BmmFlash wrote:
JrTapia1991 wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:sounds like she really loves her husband...

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25 Re: Someone please shmide me..... on 2013-12-07, 13:07

Sounds like a good friend imo

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