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Why am I not a zombie yet?

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1 Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:42

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WTF is this shit?

2 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:43

Go poke metal with a stick...i'm sure that will piss him off enough to bite you haha.

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3 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:45

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God damnt I was a zombie back in the day, I wanna be one again

4 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:51

Sym wrote:God damnt I was a zombie back in the day, I wanna be one again

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5 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:52

I would shoot you like I did Metal but im scared MissSym would hunt me down

Tapia however

*Shoots Tapia and leaves him to bleed out*

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6 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:53

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Im gonna reclaim my gif status

7 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:54

Frostbyrn wrote:I would shoot you like I did Metal but im scared MissSym would hunt me down

Tapia however

*Shoots Tapia and leaves him to bleed out*
I've always wanted a taxidermy kiwi...

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8 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:56

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Frostbyrn wrote:I would shoot you like I did Metal but im scared MissSym would hunt me down

Tapia however

*Shoots Tapia and leaves him to bleed out*

9 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:57

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10 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 02:59

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11 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:08

Here is a GIF I have been saving to annoy Metal Very Happy

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12 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:08

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My wife showed me that last night

Yes it is annoying

13 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:10

This one isnt GIF

But still funny

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14 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:11

hm...little rapey there, Frost

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15 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:12

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16 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:15

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Seen that gif before

Yawn

17 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:16

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18 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:17

You had to go and ruin Disney.

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19 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:17

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A cactus would hurt

20 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:21

Here is one I forgot about

Saw it after our Civ 5 game way back where you said the Clit was in the Butt Very Happy

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21 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:26

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Wait what?

Me?

22 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:29

Yes You

Couldn't be

Guess Who

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23 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:33

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Wait....I said the clit was in the butt?

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Classic. Was I drunk?

24 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:36

I do not know

I renamed my Capitol Buttclit in honor of your words though

Which is how I remember

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25 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:40

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Intersting....I remember butt clit....but do not remember the origins of said story

26 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:42

...I don't think I should leave you alone anymore when you play Civ.

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27 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:44

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Probably for the best

28 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:47

Yep we mocked him Unmercifully

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29 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:50

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I have a clit in my butt

30 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:51

Khult once asked Epyk and I if we would have sex with a girl with a 6 inch clit. He wouldn't because it would be like a penis. I love him.

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31 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:52

I would bang this Clit Penis you speak of

She sounds like she would be easy to pleasure Very Happy

Also you talking about the Prostate Sym?

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32 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:53

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Bla125 wrote:Khult once asked Epyk and I if we would have sex with a girl with a 6 inch clit. He wouldn't because it would be like a penis. I love him.

33 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 03:56

Frostbyrn wrote:I would bang this Clit Penis you speak of

She sounds like she would be easy to pleasure Very Happy

Also you talking about the Prostate Sym?
I don't know man 6 inches is a lot...you'd pretty much be sucking her off at that point. Plus it would look remarkably similar to a dick at that size.

I'd definitely be conflicted as to what to do...

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34 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:00

well, this hasbeen a really revealing thread

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35 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:00

Wouldnt bother me if she was a Female

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36 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:01

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6 inch clit?

I would vomit

Im not sucking off a semi dick...sorry no homo here....not that there is anything wring with that.....

37 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:03

Khult is online right now. I wish he would respond.

And I'm in the same boat as Frost.

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38 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:05

Got over your whole all sex is evil thing then? Very Happy

Also you suck it when its a tiny nub but not when its Giant

Meh fair enough Very Happy

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39 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:06

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I love sex

< big fan

40 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:07

I'm basically a eunuch Frost. Just everything is still intact down there. So no.

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41 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:08

Yet you would suck a 6 inch clit

Im confused Bla

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42 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:08

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Frostbyrn wrote:Yet you would suck a 6 inch clit

Im confused Bla

43 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:10

Wait, we didn't say anything about sucking it.

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44 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:11

This topic went from being bitten to a different kind of Oral activity Very Happy

Also Bla what would you do with a clit?

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45 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:12

The question was would you have sex with someone who had a 6 inch clit. Not would you suck a 6 inch clit.

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46 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:14

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Dude having sex with a 6 inch clit would be worse

It would like flop everywhere

PUKES

47 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:14

Jeez Bla

Your a fucking romantic Very Happy

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48 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:15

I like cats Smile 

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49 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:16

I prefer Dogs

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50 Re: Why am I not a zombie yet? on 2013-10-31, 04:17

I heard dogs have clits in their butts.

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