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2 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 16:38

i dont even know any programming languages and that made me laugh.

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3 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 16:44

Only 50 more minutes and I'm free to watch ALL the videos. Why must you tempt me?? Evil or Very Mad 
School sucks.

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4 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 16:50

I'll watch this after my exam.

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5 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 17:20

I probably will not even open the link

The programming language im best at is Fuck Off!

Whenever somebody asks me to programming something I always recommend it to them

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6 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:05

Even you can understand it, Frost. Shit is funny I tell you Very Happy

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7 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:06

Even I can understand it?

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

I CAN PROGRAM I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING BORING!

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8 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:24

Yeah you keep telling yourself that Frost.

Watched the video, pretty funny but weird decisions like that with mismatch types have pissed me off so many times.


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9 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:26

Shut it Webmonkey! Very Happy

Also the video will not load for me Very Happy

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10 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:28

Of course you can Frost. You are our special snowflake, and you can achieve anything you want to Smile

Chewy, random shit like that is one of the reasons I can't stand PHP. It's the Internet Explorer of programming.

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11 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 18:41

I got an A in my programming classes before I switched to Networking Very Happy

So how about I tutor you in Fuck Off Very Happy

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12 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-21, 22:26

Frostbyrn wrote:Shut it Webmonkey! Very Happy

Also the video will not load for me Very Happy
Same. Doesn't work for me either.


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13 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 04:49

See the javascript one array plus array is sorta ok... kinda...

Its just assuming its a string (which is an array for chars) so the answer being empty string is sorta right.

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14 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:18

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Im taking a programming class in Spring

15 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:20

Cool. Any language in particular, or just general stuff?

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16 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:23

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Not sure yet. Its an intro to programming class, so I would imagine whatever the starter language is( C++? )

17 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:34

Yeah, probably. C or C++, maybe Java. C based languages tend to be used as introductions.

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18 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:35

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I dont have to take much programming for my degree, so Im glad. Just two classes. The intro class, and the one right above that.

I do have to take shit loads of math though, all the way through vector calc.

19 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:45

What? No more programming? That's weird... are you taking Flash's course where it's more about web design than web development?

And math is retarded to include. I've used basic algebra, and MAYBE 1 or 2 weird formulas in 2+ years of development.

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20 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:46

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Yea Im not sure.

Ill will be getting a degree in web development

Sp not sure how much programming Im gonna really need?

21 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:54

In web development, A LOT. Like, a whole fucking ton of it.

It's your bread and butter man. Design is good to know, since it can take you off the hard analysis parts, you just let your mind relax and design some nifty stuff, but programming and databases are your main thing.

You need a solid object oriented foundation, and if you can, a development pattern (MVC most of the time, though it's not necessary to know it when you start), you need to be able to design an application and its database, and actually develop it. The shittiest real application you will ever do will include:

- A database. You need to be able to use its user interface manager, create a database, its tables, and all the SQL to actually use it.
- A server side language. The main thing you will program in, be it PHP (also known as shit), ASP.NET (C# or VB), Python, or whatever. This includes your database connection library, like ADO.NET, PHP's PDO, etc.
- HTML and CSS. Your basic presentation skeletons. You can't make an application if you can't show it to a user.

To make something half-decent that people may actually like, you also need JavaScript (and preferably JQuery, too), and whatever HTML5 and CSS3 you can get your hands on. Include AJAX and JSON for more functionality, just some extra JavaScript stuff.

Also, you need to be able to use and configure a web server like Apache, Nginx, IIS, etc. And probably a server OS, most probably Linux.

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22 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 12:59

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Haha nice

Im sure Ill learn all of that

Actually looking at my map, I have more than those two

Looks like 4 total

- Intro to programming
-Fundamentals of Scripting languages
-Java script Web programming 1 and 2

This is just for the associates part of my degree too. Im not sure which classes will be needed for my bachelors

23 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 13:05

That's all right then. It can't be expect to know everything just from university obviously, but if you get that and databases, you should be fine. HTML, CSS, and SQL are very easy to learn so they won't take that much time compared to programming.

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24 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 14:37

LMAO, c++ aint a starter language.

Besides, you wont get taught c++ in web development, they will teach you the scripting languages, PHP / ASP, Javascript ect, maybe JAVA or Ruby if your lucky

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25 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 14:45

I started programming in C++... I mean, it was shitty console applications without OOP, but that's how I started. It's a good way to show fundamental programming concepts. After that, I used other stuff, eventually ending with C# to make actual applications.

I learned all of that shit by myself though, I only ever got taught extremely basic C++ and Visual Basic.

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26 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 14:53

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I learned some visual basic in High School

Pretty sure thats what it was

I made a calculator my for my final

27 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:03

I'm sure you all need to do some kind of probono work.
So I'll selflessly volunteer the SeC.

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28 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:16

God bless your humble soul Epyk Very Happy May the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage. I actually became a slave for about 2 years and a half. Learned a lot.

Which reminds me... how's the whole VPS thing coming along?

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29 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:23

I know enough about it, that I feel like I'm getting ripped off.

Any of you guys have recommendations? I wanna pay less than $20 a month if at all possible. I could get site stats if it helps.

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30 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:40

Roughly 15000 unique a month.
7500 returning.

Average time on site a pop: 9 mins.

Most of the bf4 topics brought in the views this month.
The nipslip topic is still ranked 9th this month.

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31 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:41

Truthfully, I've never actually paid for a VPS, so I don't know much about the possible services.

The site stats and the specs of the current service you have should be enough to get something comparable.

The best that could be done is try that link that RStudios gave us that one time I guess.


What nipslip topic?

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32 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:52

RS!
Advise me!

Its rather old topic.
But it draws in at least a 3rd of our traffic in most months. Along with the minecraft porn topic.

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33 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:54

Also....were you aware 45% of our traffic are women?

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34 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:54

Epyk MD wrote:Roughly 15000 unique a month.
7500 returning.

Average time on site a pop:  9 mins.
Doesnt really help lol.

Most VPS's have a 1gb connection so thats not a problem, it would mainly be the CPU / RAM load, gimmi them figures in daily peak connections per minuite and I could work it out lmao

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35 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 15:57

Epyk MD wrote:Also....were you aware 45% of our traffic are women?
This is turning into a fucking dating website

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36 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 16:00

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Frostbyrn wrote:
Epyk MD wrote:Also....were you aware 45% of our traffic are women?
This is turning into a fucking dating website
ha

37 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 16:02

I would have no way of knowing, I feel.

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38 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 16:07

The highest amount of people on the site at one time was 191. If that helps.

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39 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 16:26

Back on topic sort of Very Happy

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40 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 16:30

You can tell when the twilight craze hit.

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41 Re: Funny programming shit on 2013-10-22, 21:22

I posted that in the complete wring topic Very Happy

It was supposed to be in Look what sheep baked

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