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Stupid shit you have seen today

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1 Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-20, 23:28

3 Pacific Islanders with their own names in decorative script tattoed on them

What your going to forget your own name unless you are fucking labelled

Your turn

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Soaps face

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You havent ever seen my face so shut up

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But I have Robbie Roy

You look like a babby Metal enthusiast Very Happy

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what is babby?

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Your a babby

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Oh god my sides

Also you are inadvertently on topic Very Happy

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10 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 00:54

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11 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:09

Im what Frost?

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12 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:24

Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE


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13 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:31

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy

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14 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:32

Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy
YOUR


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15 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:33

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy
YOUR
Never gets old Very Happy

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16 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:35

*smacks Sheep on the ass


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17 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:38

She is married now and a mother

Your kind of a dick Very Happy

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18 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:40

COCK


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19 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:40

PHALLUS!

Also I used the wring kind of your again but you didnt notice Very Happy

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20 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:41

Oh I noticed... that was the joke.


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21 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 01:45

Dork

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22 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 02:14

I couldn't care less

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23 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 02:17

I was calling Metal a Dork

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24 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 02:59

I was using grammar wring

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25 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 03:50

I couldn't care less Soap

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26 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 04:10

Frostbyrn wrote:I couldn't care less Soap

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27 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 11:41

Dropped Da Soap wrote:I was using grammar wring
What? Where?

"I couldn't care less" is the correct way to say it.

It's "I could care less" that is wring.


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28 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:19

I could care less Metal.

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29 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:21

Back to original topic,

These high school kids taking a college credit class at my college were having a contest to see who could get the hottest girls number. This slob of a kid went up to the cashier (who was actually very good looking) and literally said, "My friends and I are having a contest to see who can get the number of the hottest girl, so can I have your number?"
She didn't even flinch. It was hilarious.

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30 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:29

I had a friend who got his first girlfriend once off a horrible pickup line. So he was very adamant in his belief that pick up lines worked. And we got in an argument at the mall food court once about it. And he ended up betting me that if I did it to a random girl, and it didn't work he would buy me lunch.

If it did, I owed him.

Well there was this table of two girls several yards away, both attractive looking, and they were far enough away I knew my friend wouldn't hear our conversation.

So I went up, sat in the seat across the table from them and basically asked one of them to slap me in the face. Like I gave a quick spiel about how I was going to pretend I said a horrible pickup line, and quickly gave her a short summary of the bet, and told her I was hungry and broke and wanted food and that when I gave her a cocky grin and snapped my fingers and pointed at her I wanted her to slap me. 

She never said anyhing, but looked confused. But still did it when I snapped my fingers like the Fonz. She hit me prettty hard and all I said right after was 

Then I whispered thank you and walked smugly back to my table where my friends were laughing their asses off.

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31 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:33

Dropped Da Soap wrote:I had a friend who got his first girlfriend once off a horrible pickup line. So he was very adamant in his belief that pick up lines worked. And we got in an argument at the mall food court once about it. And he ended up betting me that if I did it to a random girl, and it didn't work he would buy me lunch.

If it did, I owed him.

Well there was this table of two girls several yards away, both attractive looking, and they were far enough away I knew my friend wouldn't hear our conversation.

So I went up, sat in the seat across the table from them and basically asked one of them to slap me in the face. Like I gave a quick spiel about how I was going to pretend I said a horrible pickup line, and quickly gave her a short summary of the bet, and told her I was hungry and broke and wanted food and that when I gave her a cocky grin and snapped my fingers and pointed at her I wanted her to slap me. 

She never said anyhing, but looked confused. But still did it when I snapped my fingers like the Fonz. She hit me prettty hard and all I said right after was 

Then I whispered thank you and walked smugly back to my table where my friends were laughing their asses off.
cheers 
You behaved admirably. I expected nothing less from the best *wipes away single teardrop*

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32 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:36

Only thing was, after that whole spiel she kept staring over at my table, like interested and shit. 

But dammit, I got a free five dollar meal.

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33 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:41

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
But dammit, I got a free five dollar meal girl.
Oh, what could have been

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34 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:49

Hahahah, never know. But thats the downside of leaving your wallet at home and being offered the possibility of food. You think with your stomach

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35 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:50

And the downside of taking your wallet with you everywhere go is..... you still think with your stomach. Stomachs are evil, man. Its a conspiracy I swear

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36 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:57

Just a government method of keeping us in check

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37 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 16:58

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Just a government method of keeping us in check
"THE GOVERNMENT IS OPPRESSING ME!" 
"How?"
"ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY!"

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38 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 17:07

Pariah wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Just a government method of keeping us in check
"THE GOVERNMENT IS OPPRESSING ME!" 
"How?"
"ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY!"
I swear my college is swindling money from me. Every time I come here I end up hungry.

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39 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 17:23

Your weird

The only thing south of my brain I think with

Well it isnt my stomach

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40 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 17:52

Large intestine?

I think with that sometimes too

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41 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 18:01

Actually its my Kidneys

They are part of the council of Elder voices in my head

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42 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 18:56

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43 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 19:02

You just had to be that guy Hobofucker

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44 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 19:08

hobofucker hahaha

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45 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 22:08

I liked your story soap.
It amuses me that somewhere in the world your friend tells that same story, but in a completely different way.


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46 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-21, 23:57

Metalzoic wrote:I liked your story soap.
It amuses me that somewhere in the world your friend tells that same story, but in a completely different way.
Hahaha, I have actually been around him when he tells the story. He to this day, thinks I told the grossest, smuttiest pickup line around. 

And oh how much detail he goes into about the slap. 

Cause im not gonna lie, she didn't hold back. Then again I did tell her when she gave me a confused look, to pretend I was some guy she was mad at or someone who wronged her and to make it look real. And damn did she ever

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47 Re: Stupid shit you have seen today on 2013-10-22, 01:03

Frostbyrn wrote:Your weird

The only thing south of my brain I think with

Well it isnt my stomach
I'd like to say my liver governs some decision making. But let's be real, I ignore it like I ignore snapchats from gross girls.

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