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Bad Company 2 10 Commandments Speakeasy Editon

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I. THOU SHALT SPOT OFTEN AND SPOT PLENTY, FOR IT ALLOWETH THEE AND THY BRETHREN TO REAP 1337-ASS SNIPEZ

II.
THOU SHALT REMEMBER TO USE YOUR DIVINE LIFE BOXES, HEAVENLY CRATES OF
REPLENISHMENT, AND HOLY MINES OF MOTION TO AID YOUR TEAM WHEN EVER
POSSIBLE AND CONSTANTLY.

III. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY ALLIES TRANSPORTATION WHILE THOUST BRETHREN REPAIRITH IT.

IV.
THOU SHALL NOT ABANDON THY BROTHER, THE ENGINEER, WHEN HE OFFERTH
REPAIRS, NOR SHALL YE IGNORE REQUESTS FOR RIDES. THOU SHALT ALSO NOT
ABANDON TEAM VEHICLES FOR THINE ENEMY TO USETH AGAINST THINE HOLY UNION.

V.
THOU SHALL NOT FLY CHOPPER UNLESS THOU KNOWS HOW. THOUGH THY SHALT NOT
RAGETH TOO MUCH IF THINE INEXPERIENCED CHOPPER PILOT PILOTH THINE
CHOPPER INTO AN OUT OF BOUNDS AREA OR BACKFLIPPETH INTO THY HOLY
MOUNTAIN.

VI. THOU SHALT NOT SURROUND THY OWN M-COM WITH EXPLOSIVES, FOR THAT BUSINESS IS WHACK.

VII. THOU SHALT NOT PASS...THROUGH ENEMY MINE FIELDS WITHOUT SPOTTING ANDTH/ORTH DESTROYETHING THEM.

VIII. THOU SHALT NOT PERFORM THE MIRACLE OF REVIVING UNTIL THINE COASTEH IS CLEARETH

IX. JUDGE YE NOT O' FELLOW RECON TEAMMATES, THY NOWEST NOT WHAT THEY DO. RESIST SATAN'S
TEMPTATION TO RAIN DOWN HELL SMOKE UPON THEM.

X. THOU SHALT NOT RAGE. IT'S ALL GOOD.

Afuckingmarlowe

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Praise Haggod.

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This needs a sticky...

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this makes me sticky


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Darn it! I cannot find the way to sticky this. I'm still trying.


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Amazing. This needs to go public, all of BC2 needs to see this! lol

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Yes they're back, I love these.
praise Haggod

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Took some moving around but made it into sticky


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Storm how did you figure it out? I was trying to sticky it earlier but couldnt, PM me if you need to.

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Praise Haggod.

Spread thine word my brethren.

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DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Storm how did you figure it out? I was trying to sticky it earlier but couldnt, PM me if you need to.
Go to FAQ section sub, it involves moving thread and stickying then moving back again


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Ahhhh gotcha! I was just trying to sticky the message where it was at.

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Glad to see this wasn't lost. I followed these holy commandments faithfully in their time of absence.

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I too wish to join the "Holy Haggard Union".

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May Haggod keep you and bless you.

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i would be a monk or a priest...

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That made me happy

And this is kind of off topic but it has to be said. I was DrBobs lover on gamefaqs and I was stalking him but I no longer love him, and I might have gotten banned from that site >_> So I moved onto this cute website that I love oh so very much because I never got banned from it :]

That is all, thank you =]

Somebody that isn't lazy like me should revise this for BF3.

Just a thought.

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All still apply except for VI, although im sure theres plenty more that could be thought up of.

find D on gamefaqs and ask him to make another set


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